paperplanesandtoyhearts:

adventure—awaits—us—lovely:

starve-cut-purge:

THIS JUST MADE ME REALLY SAD

THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD ALSO.

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

iodineoxygenuraniumafall:

dress like you hug kittens for living ♥

OH YOU, BADASS JAWN

Ultimate Badass John Watson is my favorite.

Just a few features of my anxiety

thegirlincendio:

theskulljustattractsattention:

thegirlincendio:

Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them

I DIDN’T SAY ALL VILLAINS U SICK FUCK

mishaoverlord:

thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:

I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.

benedictcumbergasm:

tulomne:

 #im like 80% sure that last gif was all matt. it wasn’t scripted he just screwed up and starting choking on his toothpick

I think I read somewhere that Moffat said Matt asked for the toothpick

epicdirt:

spotters-guide:

smash-brother:

jdrox:

Um, I thought these were real people.

Why does no one speak of this work of art?

I brought this movie to work once and my coworkers thought they were real people for ten full minutes.

The man who drew him is Herge, the original author of Tintin.

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

mishawinsexster:

8.08 was the best

thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

comedown:

i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!